Things you can do one handed, perfected after years of childcare
Eat most things in fact, with a spoon or a fork. You’ve also perfected the cut then eat manoeuvre.
No you don’t need that other hand to stabilise the bowl. And yes, you can whisk them too, and flip an omelette. You’re the Queen of no-chop meals.
You’ve perfected the one handed technique for every utensil going
You can’t? You need the ‘Ian knot’ in your life
Fold and unfold almost any pushchair
You’re so good brands should hire you for demos
Find your keys at the bottom of your bag
They’re always right down there with a spare nappy, three conkers, your lipgloss and a spare hair bobble
Put on make-up
And you don’t look like a clown
Unload the dishwasher
Nobody needs two hands for this, do they?
Right and left handed. Get in.
Open any jar
You know every trick there is in the book
Mop up any kind of spill, tears and snot
Nothing you can’t swipe or wipe
Text your boss
Smartphones are just so big these days that doing this is actually an achievement…
What can you do with just one hand? Keep it clean 😉